tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84603209148813656612011-04-21T20:51:56.015-07:00shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8460320914881365661.post-15251692099579602532008-10-14T14:47:00.001-07:002008-10-14T14:58:18.757-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SPUTqUy5X3I/AAAAAAAAASw/0W2A8GiQY2s/s1600-h/063b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SPUTqUy5X3I/AAAAAAAAASw/0W2A8GiQY2s/s400/063b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257129757882539890" /></a><br />("Chicken Fat" Truck Driver Earl Buddy)<br /><br /><br />It’s well known that chicken fat may kill you by clogging your arteries, but did you know that it may also crash your car?<br />Earlier this week chicken fat that leaked from a waste truck onto the roadway caused at least four accidents and made a smelly mess in PETA’s home state of Virginia. One injured person was even taken to a hospital.<br />According to news reports a truck hauling waste chicken grease from a Perdue Farms plant left a valve open, and the fat leaked onto U.S. Route 13 from the plant to the Maryland state line.<br />According to one Virginia State Police Sergeant, the gunk caused a "really funky" odor. No kidding.<br />The moral of the story is that if you eat meat you’re causing car accidents—and even sending some people to the hospital. Make America’s highways safe by ordering an emergency <a href="http://candyaddict.com/blog/2007/03/12/candy-review-brachs-chicks-rabbits/">Free Vegetarian Starter Kit</a> now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8460320914881365661-1525169209957960253?l=poorcornishhens.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8460320914881365661.post-63998074960070564432008-10-06T14:35:00.000-07:002008-10-06T14:37:50.798-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqFG8Wn0kI/AAAAAAAAASE/_xJ-Wx9lhV4/s1600-h/0_a77d_d7896df_L.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqFG8Wn0kI/AAAAAAAAASE/_xJ-Wx9lhV4/s400/0_a77d_d7896df_L.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254158269607825986" /></a><br />Donate today<br /><br />email me for my paypal acct.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8460320914881365661-6399807496007056443?l=poorcornishhens.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8460320914881365661.post-61592239488210187082008-10-06T14:25:00.001-07:002008-10-06T14:27:26.452-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqCtFSm0sI/AAAAAAAAAR8/DlDEzxw8KZ0/s1600-h/DSC00955.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqCtFSm0sI/AAAAAAAAAR8/DlDEzxw8KZ0/s400/DSC00955.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254155626307048130" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8460320914881365661-6159223948821018708?l=poorcornishhens.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8460320914881365661.post-35999056932736897952008-10-06T14:22:00.000-07:002008-10-06T14:23:04.817-07:0010. Midway through your tithing settlement, he puts on a bear suit and pretends to devour a honeycomb while swatting angry bees.<br />9. When nudged awake during PEC, he mumbles "Oh good, 'Hangin with Mr. Cooper' is on tonight."<br />8. Last week, doctors removed 4 pounds of plastic Easter grass from his stomach.<br />7. Claims that he doubled the YM's budget trading cattle futures.<br />6. His office is littered with hundreds of old bodybuilding magazines and empty cans of Spaghetti-O's.<br />5. During his 5th Sunday lesson, he quotes the Jonas Brothers 11 times.<br />4. Wears a large plastic cone around his neck to keep from nipping at his stitches.<br />3. Always arrives at church on a donkey.<br />2. Calls you into his office, has you sit down, then says, "Callings are like a box of chocolates..."<br />1. Closes every BYC meeting with an REO Speedwagon song.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8460320914881365661-3599905693273689795?l=poorcornishhens.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8460320914881365661.post-60978196511812662912008-10-06T14:20:00.001-07:002008-10-06T14:22:19.372-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqBdHDHd9I/AAAAAAAAARs/DLfa6djHaMQ/s1600-h/FIG.+11-3+HOW+TO+HOLD+A+CHICKEN+(2).JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqBdHDHd9I/AAAAAAAAARs/DLfa6djHaMQ/s400/FIG.+11-3+HOW+TO+HOLD+A+CHICKEN+(2).JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254154252389414866" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqBddTOMzI/AAAAAAAAAR0/6I_PcGKKIVk/s1600-h/showing+wing+feathers.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_korlaundu3w/SOqBddTOMzI/AAAAAAAAAR0/6I_PcGKKIVk/s400/showing+wing+feathers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254154258362544946" /></a><br /> i really can barely post these without crying.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8460320914881365661-6097819651181266291?l=poorcornishhens.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shel7byhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305152251465013846noreply@blogger.com3