Top 10 Signs Your Bishop Needs to be Released

10. Midway through your tithing settlement, he puts on a bear suit and pretends to devour a honeycomb while swatting angry bees.
9. When nudged awake during PEC, he mumbles "Oh good, 'Hangin with Mr. Cooper' is on tonight."
8. Last week, doctors removed 4 pounds of plastic Easter grass from his stomach.
7. Claims that he doubled the YM's budget trading cattle futures.
6. His office is littered with hundreds of old bodybuilding magazines and empty cans of Spaghetti-O's.
5. During his 5th Sunday lesson, he quotes the Jonas Brothers 11 times.
4. Wears a large plastic cone around his neck to keep from nipping at his stitches.
3. Always arrives at church on a donkey.
2. Calls you into his office, has you sit down, then says, "Callings are like a box of chocolates..."
1. Closes every BYC meeting with an REO Speedwagon song.